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No One and a Half: Contrary to Popular Belief, Pt. 2

by on May.05, 2008, under Articles, No One and a Half

Scribed by Jason Firestone.

…Maryland is not “the south.”

…just because you went on a nationwide tour, that doesn’t mean the whole country automatically knows who you are.

…getting a small little article written about your band in the local newspaper is no guarantee of stardom.

…having a big dicks/big tits is no guarantee of stardom, no matter how much you whip it all out.

…playing at the same little dive bars on the same weekday nights at the same times is a surefire way to always play for the same five people every time.

…making a music video is no guarantee of stardom, no matter how great it is. OK Go got lucky.

…it doesn’t matter how many bands you’re in. If they all suck, no one will give a shit.

…no one is offended by the word “cunt” anymore. Except your grandparents.

…getting signed is no guarantee of stardom. I could start a label right now in my fucking living room. Let me repeat that: GETTING SIGNED DOESN’T MEAN SHIT ANYMORE!

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