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Archive for January, 2008

No One and a Half: What band do you sound like?!

by on Jan.21, 2008, under Articles, No One and a Half

Scribed by Jason Firestone.

So I’m chillin’ at my favorite little dive bar on All Ages Night, keeping my friend The Sound Guy company while the entire place gets bombarded with unoriginal breakdowns, cliché song structures, tuneless attempts at singing, and badly-done Cookie Monster vocals that sound more like a prepubescent Chris Barnes after getting his tonsils taken out than anything resembling something “brutal.” This is the kind of show where the majority of the people there could care less about the local music scene and are only there because they’re: A. a girl who’s banging one of the members of one of the bands, B. a friend of the band who is trying to bang said girl, or C. the parents of one of the band members, who are all-too-familiar with how absolutely god-awful the band’s music is (after all, the parents let the band practice in the garage) so they just sit at the bar ordering stiff drink after stiff drink hoping they’ll black out before the band goes on. (continue reading…)

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6pk-039 & 03a: 2-Fer

by on Jan.20, 2008, under Podcast, TLP-6pk

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Sharing the Love, Spreading the Joy: On Popcorn, Peanuts, and Pretzels

by on Jan.17, 2008, under Articles, Sharing the Hate

I feel infected by your presence.

Yes you, the one who (continue reading…)

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6pk-038: LPM – The International Regional Spectacular

by on Jan.16, 2008, under Podcast, TLP-6pk

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TLP s02e15: Passion with the Beauvilles

by on Jan.15, 2008, under Podcast, TLP Show

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Beauvilles

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6pk-014 / Aaron English – Lullaby of Loneliness

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So there I was sitting in an eatery in downtown Ybor when all of a sudden 4 bums walked in. They were badly beaten, bruised, and bleeding. Everyone felt sorry for them, and I felt like offering them some of my leftover pork chops. That’s when they asked for a table in the back of the establishment. Upon a closer look two of the bums were actually two of my bar buddies who help me prowl the scene scamming for babes on many a weekend. I inquired what happened, and this interview was their story from that day retold at one of their shows a month later.

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Heavy Hitter Inc.
Indie Radio Chatanooga
Linkstation Live
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No One and a Half: Banter Between Songs

by on Jan.14, 2008, under Articles, No One and a Half

Scribed by Jason Firestone.

“What’s up you losers! We’re Rotten Black Soul all the way from Vajina, Illinois! We’re on our two-week tour through the towns of everyone on our MySpace friends list who are letting us crash on their couches! That’s Jeff on lead guitar, Colin on rhythm guitar, Fred on bass, Scooter on drums, and my name is MALAMAR!! This song is about burning in acid. It’s called: ‘BURNING!! IN!! ACID!!!!!’” (continue reading…)

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6pk-037: Relaxing Sunday

by on Jan.13, 2008, under Podcast, TLP-6pk

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6pk-036: Don’t Expect Luggage to Arrive

by on Jan.11, 2008, under Podcast, TLP-6pk

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Sharing the Love, Spreading the Joy: On Zombie Lords

by on Jan.10, 2008, under Articles, Sharing the Hate

Festive holidays aside, there seems to be a lack of decency this time of the year. Not exactly decency per se, but just casual common courtesy as the dead roam the streets with no fear of dying horrified by the chances that they might actually have to live. (continue reading…)

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The Hunger: A Series of Horror: Pt. 9

by on Jan.09, 2008, under Articles, The Hunger

Envisioned by Dan.

“So how the hell are we supposed to stop all this from happening?” Jason asked “What I mean is, I’m a musician and Kristina is a nurse, how the hell are we supposed to stop an all powerful goddess, couldn’t she just swat us out of her way?”

“Well,” said Minerva as he absently pet the cat (continue reading…)

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